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FreshParsnip

@ FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

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TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

  • ICE Is Shredding the Bill of Rights. Defending That Isn't Conservative.

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  • Defending that is treason

  • U.S President FCC faces blowback in attempt to police speech on broadcast TV: “Chilling message to all broadcasters: carry speech we don’t like at your peril.”

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  • And the worst is nothing is being fucking done about it

  • Trump just lost his battle to force a university to release its “list of Jews”

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  • And your plan of action is?

  • Trump just lost his battle to force a university to release its “list of Jews”

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  • Your brother

  • Trump just lost his battle to force a university to release its “list of Jews”

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  • Guess what, he will continue to be allowed to do more outrageous things after this one too. Society STILL isn't sufficiently outraged to stop this. Maybe what will finally end this will be something stupid like he outlawed pizza pockets

  • Trump just lost his battle to force a university to release its “list of Jews”

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  • I've been in a constant state of outrage since before he was elected. Everything going on is an outrage. Numerous outrageous things are happening, any one of which should have alone been enough to end this administration. Yet here we are. Outrage is just the norm now.

  • US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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  • Does Iran have Netflix? Remove everything except for series finales, Melania, and a compilation of Trump saying nonsense

  • How do you use the "uno reverse card"?

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  • That's how always played it, picking up cards until you get a match

  • How do you use the "uno reverse card"?

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  • I guess the name of that card wasn't as catchy as uno reverse card

  • mitch mc-gone-ll

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  • That's the most suspicious thing I've heard since the uhaul truck outside Bricks and Minfigs during the hostile takeover where thousands of dollars worth of LEGO went missing

  • MAGA Exiles Marjorie Taylor Greene and Tucker Carlson Declare War on Trump: ‘He Betrayed Us All’

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  • I wish for all republican voters to get lost on the way to the polls

  • ShowerThoughts @sh.itjust.works
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    The legal system is kind of a scam

  • How do you use the "uno reverse card"?

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  • It sounds fun playing that way. You just played a change the colour card? Well now I get to pick the colour

  • How do you use the "uno reverse card"?

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  • Obviously, but not everyone plays by the official rules. See the famous Monopoly example

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Who are the "officials" I keep hearing about?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    How do you use the "uno reverse card"?

  • If AI that good, why won't AI companies just replace their CEOs with it?

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  • Because the CEOs are the ones making the decisions

  • What are your favorite joke/insult names for corporations?

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  • Not a corporation, but my late uncle used to call the show "Big Brother" the big bother

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • As a Canadian, I've been terrified since he kidnapped the leader of Venezuela. It was a reminder that he might actually attack neighbouring countries any time. I was actually expecting to be at war with the Untied States by now

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • Denmark will cut off trade and he will face the wrath of angry LEGO fans

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • But he never intends to leave office

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • But he never plans to leave office

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Who watches the watchers?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    The only version of Spiderman I've ever seen drive a car is the Disney Jr version, who isn't supposed to be old enough to drive

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Can you teach me how to swear?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Does your therapist get paid enough to deal with you?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Where do you think Elvis is hiding?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    How do you make a therapist lose their temper?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    What's the third option?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    What's your favourite ism?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Star Trek: Scouts is the greatest Star Trek series

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Are there people who don't know who Flick Miles is?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    What should we put five year olds in charge of?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    What would you write on a banner to fly on top of the empire state building?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    What demandments should be added to the constitution?

  • ShowerThoughts @sh.itjust.works
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    A Stop sign is a "look both ways before you cross the street" sign

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    What would you actually be happy about finding in a happy meal?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
    FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

    Instead of going on a crime spree and becoming a genocidal dictator, why didn't he just sit home and count money?