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FreshParsnip

@ FreshParsnip @lemmy.ca

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TRUMP SHOULD BE ARRESTED

  • Seen in college dorm. People are really smart there

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  • When I lived in a dorm, we used to hold doors open by attaching them with a coat hanger to the dresser

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    have any of you lost faith in the voting system and outright refused to vote anymore

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  • You should vote anyway. Even if the election is probably doomed, you gotta try

  • How do you people read books?

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  • When I read on the computer, I do it anywhere. When I read physical books, I usually read on the loveseat in my den

  • The only version of Spiderman I've ever seen drive a car is the Disney Jr version, who isn't supposed to be old enough to drive

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  • I said the Disney Jr version. That's Spidey and his Amazing Friends, where he's a young boy. It's made fir preschool kids

  • The only version of Spiderman I've ever seen drive a car is the Disney Jr version, who isn't supposed to be old enough to drive

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  • Forgot about that

  • That tv trope where one spouse gets angry when they find out the other spouse had other relationships before them

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  • It's actually kind of fitting that someone who is against abortion played a mother of five children

  • They immigrated legally. Under Trump, 1.8 million have been ‘de-legalized.’

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  • Sounds a lot like the holocaust. If only people had been warned.....oh wait

  • For people who pay extra to buy clothing that features brand logos, why?

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  • I don't get it either. I can understand wanting to wear a shirt with a movie character to say "I like this character". But walking around with clothes saying "I like this clothing brand" is a bit stranger

  • ICE arrests of Indian nationals surge in Sacramento region. Advocates say Sikhs targeted

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  • Just watching the early stages of the holocaust unfold

  • ICE Arrests Surge at Airports, Opening New Front in Deportation Drive

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  • We should probably stop having flights to the Untied States at this point. Apparently some airlines have stopped flights there due to lack of demand

  • ICE Arrests Surge at Airports, Opening New Front in Deportation Drive

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  • And some of them entered the country LEGALLY! I would like everyone to kindly STUFF the "just don't break the law if you don't want trouble" excuse!

  • Critics slam Tim Hortons Harry Potter promotion as un-Canadian, anti-trans (CBC)

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  • They're promoting it because there's a tv series coming out soon

  • They immigrated legally. Under Trump, 1.8 million have been ‘de-legalized.’

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  • The problem with that is the billionaires make the rules

  • They immigrated legally. Under Trump, 1.8 million have been ‘de-legalized.’

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  • We knew this was coming. Remember when Vance said in a debate that he didn't consider them legal because he didn't like the program that made them legal? Not long until citizens are declared illegal

  • ICE’s New Detention Center Contracts Declare State Laws ‘Shall Not Apply’

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  • There are no laws, we made the whole thing up

  • But who's counting?

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  • Well technically Jesus is God. But the name God appears way more often in the Bible than Jesus. The only book in the Bible that doesn't directly mention him is Esther

  • What is your favourite fast food burger?

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  • Dairy Queen

  • Half of Americans think the U.S. should arrest Netanyahu if he comes to the country

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  • I'm angry there isn't a warrant out for Trump

  • Half of Americans think the U.S. should arrest Netanyahu if he comes to the country

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  • I think most people are confused about who Netanyahu is, I keep seeing him incorrectly described as the president of Israel when he's actually the prime minister of Israel. The president of Israel is Isaac Herzog

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    Instead of going on a crime spree and becoming a genocidal dictator, why didn't he just sit home and count money?

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    What are some questionable life choices?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What will be the post-credits scene a million years after the heat death of the universe?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Post-credits scenes that advertise another movie are a similar concept to when a book has an excerpt of another book right at the end

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    How young do you have to be to legally have a public tantrum in a store?

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    How old do you have to be to legally purchase a web-shooter?

  • Joke Conspiracies @lemmy.ca
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    Our universe is a work of fiction

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What is "woke ideology"?

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    How do you decide?

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    What are you doing at this ungodly hour in the morning?

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    What did you realize about the movie the fifteenth time you watched it?

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    If you were on tv, which random people would you give a shout out to?

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
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    Worried you'll forget to turn the stove off? Lay some paper on it. Then you'll know whether you forgot to turn it off

  • Shitty Ask Lemmy @lemmy.ml
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    What's your plan if you get caught?

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    What one weird trick don't they want me to know about?

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    I've been at a movie the last few hours, what's left of the Untied States?

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    How did you react when you heard that Trump died?

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    Why didn't Spiderman just eat Antman in Civil War?

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    I don't know much about sports, is hockey the only one where the punishment for rule-breaking is a time-out?

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    Do you do things the easy way or the hard way?