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  • Does anyone else think Donald might be a fibber?

  • "Corona," "Dodge," and "family?"

  • Counterpoint: Elon Musk.

  • Never too late, guys.

  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    The Abandoned Fish Sauce Terrorizing a Small Canadian Town

    defector.com /abandoned-fish-sauce-canada-interview
  • I don’t know. If you destroy every uncle’s favorite place to shitpost, they may escape containment.

  • He doesn’t write these excretions himself. He barks them at a hapless assistant.

    Yes, it’s a young blonde woman — how did you guess?

  • Yeah.

    That’s Samsung’s job.

  • Get wrecked, Todd.

  • Why is she using WinRAR?

  • What are you doing, step-spouse?

  • Who’s laughing now? The same people who laughed at the metaverse. And his crypto coin. And his NFTs. And his creeper cameras. And his lame attempts at Gen AI.

    Basically, everything he’s ever done outside of Facebook Marketplace.

  • He may not be the stable genius he pitched himself to be.

  • Ratio

    Jump
  • If he’s able to post on X, he’s being treated far too well.

  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Vin Diesel Calls 'Fast Forever' The "Best Script" He's Read In Years

    deadline.com /2026/08/vin-diesel-fast-forever-best-script-still-crying-1237015315/
  • That, or any copyrighted music.

    They’re just doing this for TikGoon or instaspooge.

    Don’t let them.

  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Beavers Build Dam and Save Officials $1.2M in Construction Costs in the Czech Republic

    mymodernmet.com /beavers-build-dam-czech-republic/
  • Carbrains are stupid everywhere.

  • Suck shit; Joanne.

  • He didn’t wear the shirt. What’s the fucking problem?

  • Sure.

    Is China going to stop threatening Taiwan.

  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    British man eats 15 fish sticks in one minute to break world record

    www.upi.com /Odd_News/2026/07/28/Guinness-World-Records-fish-sticks-one-minute/6321785260089/
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    He Helped China Repress Uyghurs. He Says He’s a Victim, Too.

    www.nytimes.com /2026/07/28/business/china-uyghurs.html
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Shropshire firefighters rescue hedgehog stuck in drain

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c07r81d78lro
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    St. Mary’s, Newfoundland, Will No Longer Reek of Rotten Fish Sauce

    www.nytimes.com /2026/07/29/world/canada/fish-sauce-plant-canada-st-marys.html
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud

    newrepublic.com /post/213675/kash-patel-loses-lawsuit-blogger-googly-eyed-kremlin-chud
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Possible invasive species superspreader event near Strait of Hormuz

    abcnews.com /International/scientists-warn-invasive-species-superspreader-event-due-stalling/story
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Amazon confirms new AI-related layoffs focused on tech giant's own AI division

    komonews.com /news/local/amazon-confirms-new-ai-related-layoffs-focused-on-tech-giants-own-ai-division-artificial-intelligence-agi-employment-jobs-unemployed-models-reorganization-seattle-washington-jeff-bezos-customer-shopping-prime-economy
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Atlanta's New Bike Barriers Are Flipping Cars and That's a Good Thing

    www.motorbiscuit.com /atlantas-new-bike-barriers-are-flipping-cars-and-sparking-debate/
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    AI companies are buying up and destroying tons of old books for training data

    www.404media.co /ai-companies-are-buying-tons-of-old-books-because-theyre-free-of-ai-slop/
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Hillsboro woman says she's 'heartbroken' after hit-and-run left her with life-changing injuries

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Boxing star Hannah Rapp killed by alleged road rage driver while cycling in Texas

    sports.yahoo.com /articles/boxing-star-hannah-rapp-killed-113004670.html
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Pentagon Says Drones Can Hide in Wind Farms, Freezing 155 Wind Projects

    gizmodo.com /pentagon-says-drones-can-hide-in-wind-farms-freezing-155-wind-projects-2000787068
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world

    Russian Police Detain Pro-Kremlin Blogger Who Turned On Putin

    www.bloomberg.com /news/articles/2026-07-17/russian-police-detain-pro-kremlin-blogger-who-turned-on-putin
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    Bike lanes and speed cameras disappear from the DOT's list of proven safety measures

    www.npr.org /2026/07/16/nx-s1-5893672/dot-bike-lanes-speed-cameras-safety-measures
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Namennayo: Delinquent Cats of the 1980s

    suntorytime106.wordpress.com /2017/05/27/namennayo-delinquent-cats-of-the-1980s/
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Naked mole-rat queens produce an odorous chemical that ensures that only they can reproduce

    phys.org /news/2026-07-naked-mole-rat-queens-odorous.html
  • Not The Onion @sh.itjust.works

    Taco Bell now under investigation over outbreak of parasite that causes ‘explosive diarrhea,’ report says

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/taco-bell-diarrhea-parasite-outbreak-b3014543.html