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A pedantic & cynical animal who is very concerned for our collective future.

  • Nice, quick turnaround on these.

    I like to wait until the season is finished and binge watch them all in one day, then watch it all over again while I'm recovering in the hospital from exhaustion.

    It's more realistic that way.

  • Not pearls, a string of amethyst.

  • You can fill it with whatever you want, so why not fill it with more shoes so you never run out of shoes?

  • Bet it took like 8 banana shapeD batteries when not plugged in.

  • Guessing here, but looks to me like the white thing holds the record banana in place. Otherwise, the record banana might fall off in some positions banana.

  • Electrical banana is fun on the go Electro-Banana sounds better though

  • I'd like to file a counter-suit; the beds in the Whitehouse have all been shitted by a pedo.

  • Great game!

  • I go to the Inn and check under the bed with yellow sheets.

  • More like "botched administration", amirite!?

  • If they prosecuted someone in a canoe for damage to the reflecting pool this could set a precedent for prosecuting anyone for changes to the pool, including the hiring of a pool boy to refurbish it.

    It belongs to us all. So does the white house.

    I think it's high time we remind these motherfuckers & it's best we do it in court. That's all they know besides money.

    I say bring it.

  • Crazy shit goes down in Florida.

  • .......,... So this article is basically saying that AI is the equivalent to the fires of which made The Nile run black with ink from the burning of The Library (anex) of Alexandria!?!?

    ..and It's also being trained to believe that Taylor Swift is good music!?

    Uh oh.

  • I'ma gonna do this same thing, but with a dash o' Lawry's.

    Fun read up. Feels like something I'd see scratched onto the cell walls of Martha's room, as dictated by The Fonz.

  • Waze used to have a feature where you could turn your vehicle into a little pacman and gobble up dots on the route for points.. it caused problems (obviously) but was fun.

    Back in my day we used MapQuest to print out directions to whatever music festival or concert we were going to.

    Why anyone would trust any of this shit is beyond me.

    Get a map, on paper. Learn to read it. Krinkle it up in your friends ear and tell them it's ASMR. Maps don't sell your data, and if there's an advertisement you can draw a moustache on it. In Australia, the blank back side of the map used to have local wild edibles with pictures and descriptions by Bush Tucker Man.

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  • Tardis.

    I do maintenance on it.. Looks like a phone booth 'cause I can't figure out how to fix "Chameleon Mode". .

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  • I'd rather read a latin appendix from "The Silmarillion" upside down & backwards for a year than have to read one more article about out-of-touch tech-tards pretending to give a shit about anything other than their direct and very fabricated future.

    (I can say tard, don't get all excited at me)

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    The Eagle Beaver

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    This could become a popular opinion if we do it; but I'm pretty sure if we (the world) all chip in and buy Donald a really cool model train set; he'd be at peace and frick off into the sunset...

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    Vinrule Gorule

  • Raccoons @lemmy.world

    Jim(m)othy

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    Jake The Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Mother 3 rules

  • NonCredibleDefense @piefed.social

    Non-credible hot dog sword

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    RegRULEate

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    IdiocRULEcy

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world

    I only have one left hand so I use my other hand to prepare onions like this.

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    For Sale:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Shatner after taking a night of shore leave on Risa

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Ape-Rule?

  • The Shitpost Office @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    "Grab 'em by the [____]"

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world

    Diction The Fictional Cat Learns: B

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    That Wolf likes Cheese

  • Anticonsumption @slrpnk.net

    Packaging air with a few pieces of plastic does not make you cool.