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Zoift [he/him]

@ Zoift @hexbear.net

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  • Anyone who replies to this post does that annoying thing where they slowly reverse into a car park even though there is a line of cars waiting to get past them. Also they're very racist.

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  • Yeah, its pretty big

  • hello this is Mr Jon Communism I'd like to order one guillotine pls

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  • I was told they would sell us the rope, but the lack of flatpack guillotones is honestly an open market niche.

  • Looking for a city

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  • If you've a date, She'll be waiting in Ucondemnbul

  • What if it instead of cyan, was guy-an, and it was only for the fellas that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside

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  • If i was grease i would die

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    What if it instead of cyan, was guy-an, and it was only for the fellas that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue, like him, inside and outside

  • [CW: nazi flag?] seen in a "american parody" store in Japan

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  • Its the flag of Zeon from Gundam, who are space Nazis. So yeah, you got the vibes right lol

  • This is real

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  • This is real

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  • Now thats a car commercial! No jingle, no stock footage of an F-550 driving on beach/mountain pass, just the pure mystery of this mecantile cryptid. 9/10. Point docked for not branding him The Wendlego, which was right there.

  • The only reason companies still allow us to poop on company time is because they're worried we'd shit on the floor if they didn't.

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  • Given the stories of delivery drivers pissing in bottles, id say no more than a decade out.

  • Are Jack White and Jack Black like matter and antimatter?

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  • Thats how we got Jack Grey

  • What's the simplest, cheapest way to have a platform where I can post anything I want without being banned?

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  • Ok, why tho? Not trying to be overly snarky, just genuinely do not understand the mindset. Self-promotion for what end? Who's your target demographic for your AI art gallery?

  • Carl Parks' Cum plaza

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  • The bits keep writing themselves

  • Carl Parks' Cum plaza

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  • I coulda put up the real one, but this was funnier you see

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    Carl Parks' Cum plaza

  • the relationship between chief halo and arbiter is toxic yaoi

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  • His title is Master, but really its Daddy

  • I'm as left as they cum, butt

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  • A plane needs a left wang and a right wang

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    She science on my Thomas Dolby til im blinded

  • YOU ARE ALL A ANNOYING BUNCH OF FUCKS

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  • This you?

  • Under capitalism everything becomes transactional

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  • Because its AI generated slop

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    There haven't been any pokemon based on pockets yet, and this is antinomic and is probably misogynistic

  • Stole your penis

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  • You fool, you have only taken one my decoy penii. The real doinger lies behind increasingly pun-related traps

  • What's the proper Italian name for the pasta in sphaghetti-os?

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  • Betttt

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    What's the proper Italian name for the pasta in sphaghetti-os?

  • I MAY BECOME AN UNCLE IN 9 MONTHS!

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  • Bi-nary explosives

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Do not drink and drive with your car.

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Everyone always asks "How do you like them apples?"

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    What if it was the Soviet Eunuion, and it was only for the ballsless?

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Posting a skin every day till I post 4 skin

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Dear Hex, What should I throw in the ocean as an appeasement to Posideon?

  • music @hexbear.net
    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The Piss Saga - Piss songs #99-104 - Full LPee

    inv.nadeko.net /watch
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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The lack of modern burial goods in cemeteries juxtaposed between landfills doesnt have a great vibe for holyness

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Owl postin

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    Mal-cum in the Mid-hole

  • music @hexbear.net
    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Beans Taste Fine - Shel Silverstein

  • music @hexbear.net
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    Slurmclown - Chumbawumba - Tubthumping

    inv.nadeko.net /watch
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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Devastating news everyone

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    Zoift [he/him] @hexbear.net

    "Comrades, you must all analyse your own responsibility.

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    Armadillos, of all the animals, have easiest time suckin their own dick