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  • That is my wife.

    We agreed a week in advance to pack a specific size luggage. I had my luggage packed a week in advance. The night before she finally packed and we had to check a extra bag.

    We were going to another metropolitan city. 😭😭😭

  • Blumenthal continued that Biden should have Chief Justice John Roberts arrested "for his treasonous comment that the president is doing something illegal, based on his very own opinion," before joking that Biden would be expanding the court and adding he would wait to prosecute Roberts "after the new 26 members take their posts."

    Do it do it do it

  • Biden sniffs hair and loves his son yuck!

    /s

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    France's 'Excalibur' sword vanishes from the stone after 1,300 years

    local12.com /news/nation-world/durandal-sword-frances-excalibur-vanishes-from-the-stone-after-1300-years-historic-history-cincinnati-knights-round-table-updates-discoveries-crime-criminal-activity-thieves-king-royal-legend-magical-properties-items-rocamadour-cliff-wall-song-of-roland
  • United States | News & Politics @lemmy.ml

    Trump Faces Renewed Scrutiny Over Allegations of Raping a 13-Year-Old Girl

    dailyboulder.com /trump-faces-renewed-scrutiny-over-allegations-of-raping-a-13-year-old-girl/
  • Oh man this is going to suck.

    We were looking for an authentication setup to allow for SSO and one of the front runners was Twilio. They have a meeting with us next week and I am not looking forward to this second hand embarrassment.

  • The whole Trump presidency was filled with Trump abusing vague powers because when it was written, they assumed that the president wasn't a asshole.

    This new law plus Trump is a cluster fuck.

  • It's also powered by ChatGPT, and by powered I mean it's literally chatGPT and a bunch of code I stole thanks to YouTube videos anyways GIVE ME MONEY.

  • Back and mah day, we had lead in our paint and lead in our hearts and were just fine, if you ignore all our wild violent behavior!

  • politics @lemmy.world

    The lawsuit accusing Trump of raping a 13-year-old girl, explained

    www.vox.com /policy-and-politics/2016/11/3/13501364/trump-rape-13-year-old-lawsuit-katie-johnson-allegation
  • A rocket crotch can push her to a 10/10

  • Which is so funny to me.

    Like "Hey assholes, we want this!" On all the cars and all the career politicians just look away.

  • Women are from Venus check mate.

  • That hole has served us greatly

  • Btw this is a parody account

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    It happens...

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Explain that, science nerds!

  • Dank Memes @lemmy.world

    Dunno to laugh at this or feel awkward so gonna awkwardly laugh

  • Don't forget also Itch.io has a summer sale ongoing!

    Jump
  • It's more of a space for indie games without having the barrier of dealing with Steam and all that set up.

    Like if I wanted to make a game about pooping in my neighbor's yard, I can just upload the game to itch and have it ready for people to play. (Or sell it too).

    With Steam, you have a significantly bigger set up. There so many more things to configure, things that a indie dev may not be ready to answer yet. Not to mention, it opens up the door to reviews and criticism from the "general gaming public".

    It's common for most indie devs to use itch.io to test run their game ideas with a small crowd before launching it on Steam.

  • My bidet does not shoot at my whole ass. It only laser focuses on certain parts, which I dry with toilet paper.

  • Chaotic Good @sopuli.xyz

    Armed to deter cops

  • My dude, this is one of the strangest hills I have ever seen someone defend with such animosity.

  • Ah yeah that was a slip

  • Atheism @lemmy.world

    Religious folks sure get hard-ons thinking about killing Americans in some civil war

    thehill.com /homenews/campaign/4753439-heritage-leader-second-american-revolution/
  • Work Reform @lemmy.world

    Why are Japanese developers not undergoing mass layoffs? -- spoilers: better employment laws

    www.gamesindustry.biz /why-are-japanese-developers-not-undergoing-mass-layoffs
  • Gaming @lemmy.world

    Xbox Live Goes Down in Nearly Seven-Hour Outage

    variety.com /2024/digital/news/xbox-live-down-1236059299/
  • When I lived in a small town, it was a bunch of ready crusty ass neighborhoods, some creepy meth houses, and no trees for blocks.

    I'd ride my bike to the gym so I could run on the treadmill because it was gnarly outside.

  • This is also assuming the Genie isn't a spiteful PoS that will just kill the Asker. There's no rule against that.

  • That's understandable since they are the most popular.

    My city's senator called it out on the news and it's not getting any attention from mainstream media.

    And remember that it's only been about 48 hours since Biden can legally assassinate anybody so right now, the news is kinda uncertain how to play this out.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Lasagna or doom level?

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Doors are open

  • World News @lemmy.world

    'There Are No Kings in America': Biden Blasts Supreme Court, Issues Dire Warning After Immunity Ruling

    dailyboulder.com /there-are-no-kings-in-america-biden-blasts-supreme-court-issues-dire-warning-after-immunity-ruling/
  • Boomers Being Fools @lemmy.world

    Racist Boomer shoots at an immigrant family (including four kids) but fortunately kills himself