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Posadas [he/him, they/them]

@ Posadas @hexbear.net

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"Imagine being terrestrial"

--- Me, a dolphin

  • No money for a proper coms team after Elon and Trump cut 22% of the budget that funded the teams trying to prevent this.

  • The collapse of empire starts off silently.

  • What happens when a Mommy brainstorm and a Daddy screw screwworm love each other very much?

  • Dread it.

    Run from it.

    Financially enforced veganism arrives all the same.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    What a lovely day. I sure do hope no parasitic maggots that burrow into and feed on living tissue or flesh enter the United States after decades of successful containment in Central America.

  • FENTCOM Triangle

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    My friend seems a bit fishy. Perhaps even a bit... sus.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Lesbollah

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Maybe letting Elon's goons gut the USDA wasn't such a good idea

  • The toxic Yuri elements are gonna crit its legs causing to fall down infront of the Kodiak piloted by a bear.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Chasers support trans rights

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Yet to meet a homophobe that can out run a Medium Laser

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Mayor Zohran has issued an executive order abolishing bed time

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    We've finally found it. The one fuck up old Donny cant wriggle his way out of.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    How it started

  • Something something in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind,

    Something something out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

  • Games @hexbear.net

    The major draw back to free will and creativity is that some people can not be trusted with it.

  • I think if you try explaining the concept of social murder to a North Carolinian they're programmed to kill you on the spot.

  • Yeah, and you could bet your ass they'd never allow the logical conclusion of killing politicians and capitalists.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    North Carolina Republicans want to legalize killing women that seek abortions.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    The tyranny of the USSR knew no bounds

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Damselfish Mindset: "Over here Cthulhu (human diver). Annihilate these pests (sea urchins)."

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    If you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.

  • Luckily this was an engine test fire, so they should have had everyone a safe distance away before the anomaly occurred.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    History class? More like...

  • Probably only beaten out by "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo."

    Also, I don't think there will ever be another work that manages to establish a character in the first three opening words.

  • They declare that only corporations are people and legalize serfdom.

  • Apparently people have a hard time understanding that PEDs don't make people world class athletes.

    They only give world class athletes slight edges in competitions where that's all that's needed to win.

    Everyone else is just fucking up their bodies for results they can get naturally.

  • The only explanation I can think of is that Fox accidentally used one of those ai face filters that make your skin look smooth.

    Sounds like something they'd do for their aging hosts and just forgot to turn off.

  • They're getting so lazy they didn't even use colored contacts.

    The real guys eyes are blue, not brown.