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Owl [he/him]

@ Owl @hexbear.net

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Contents: 1 live owl. Do not eat.

  • who's gonna buy that?

    who indeed

  • Yes, when the revolution comes, you'd better know one lectic per member of the global proletariat.

  • also don't shit right next to the bears

  • if there's anybody here raising the mean level of stinkiness here,

  • dialectics is for freshmen, welcome to quadralectics

  • It's quite a shift since the pre-modern where high effort art was near synonymous with religion.

  • cats are reactionary when they see a cucumber and jump straight up

    cats are revolutionary when they fall off something and spin to right themselves

    dogs are reactionary when they see a squirrel

    dogs are revolutionary when they chase their tail

  • no u

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Let's have a struggle session over whether this post even counts as a struggle session

  • Who?

  • This is my new pick for what we should do to reactionary media figures. It just feels so humane. Like when you find a gross bug and scoop it up with a plastic cup and a paper towel to dump it outside.

  • Lindsey Graham's corpse has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

  • I miseread that as horsepilled and I thought it was going places. Tragic.

  • As much as I'd like to pin the faltering of the AAA console space on a lack of creative vision, I think plenty of people are willing to slurp up the same old spectacle. Instead I think the problem is just AAA development cycles have gotten so long that a franchise can miss a console generation entirely.

  • AAA studios used to compete on graphical fidelity, but once that got deep into diminishing returns, they started pivoting towards competing on budget and scope. That's why everything is an open world action-whatever with crafting and every mechanic anyone has ever heard of, because it allows enormous teams to put enormous amounts of shit into them and still have the game hold together, in a way that a linear first person with 1000 levels wouldn't.

  • Georgists in shambles.

  • Lal wut?

  • nah, people have been throwing "quietly" into headlines for ages

    (I'm irrationally angry at the "quietly" headlines, I keep track)

  • Dang, Zelensky managed to make the squad, guess he's not washed yet. Congrats on being the Italy of the new axis, I guess.

  • Slightly different map.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    chat, is this spheal

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    I remember. I remember the shuckle sessions.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    stonks but I invest my entire portfolio in industries with smelly byproducts

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    baaaaaaadposting

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    scooby doo toilet

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    hanta

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    You've heard of ACAB, now it's time for... A CRAB

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Bit idea: jiaozi, but instead of using water to boil them we use beer

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Extraterrestrial beans

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    what if instead of SAM missiles she was SAMANTHA missiles and congrats on the transition girl

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    what if instead of tumblr there was stumblr and it was just for the drunks

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    What's the stance on fake booger?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    gender is a series of tubes, suspended over a tuned resonator of bamboo or metal, which are tapped with a mallet, used in Balinese and Javanese gamelan music

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Badposting is the only comm

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    shadposting

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Trump says he has commuted sentence of George Soros in federal fraud case

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    How was the movement for legalizing gay marriage in the US organized?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    wine made of beans. coffee made of grapes. has science gone too far? has science gone far enough?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    How to Tell the Difference Between a Lone Wolf and a Coordinated Effort by the Radical Left

    www.mcsweeneys.net /articles/how-to-tell-the-difference-between-a-lone-wolf-and-a-coordinated-effort-by-the-radical-left