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NoneOfUrBusiness

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Send me bad puns. Good puns welcome too.

  • US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran

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  • Spank them.

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    Capital One says it closed Trump Organization accounts over money-laundering concerns

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  • Sure, and? Headlines in this community are supposed to be funny, not just unusual.

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    Capital One says it closed Trump Organization accounts over money-laundering concerns

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  • How is this Not The Onion?

  • Japanese store worker, 22, dies after being told by employer to reenter earthquake-hit building to return sales proceeds

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  • Oh yeah you're right. Then yeah nevermind.

  • Japanese store worker, 22, dies after being told by employer to reenter earthquake-hit building to return sales proceeds

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  • I mean to be fair it's not the company director; it's the store manager. Presumably the company's C-suite wouldn't want this to happen as it'd expose them to liability.

    Edit: See below.

  • Satellite Evidence Shows China's Grip on Congo's Cobalt Is Tightening

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  • Any information about what the non-Chinese owners were/are doing?

  • They don't know

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  • Who's this guy?

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • If Israel is a member of that club, then America has been too for a long time.

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • Worse, prediction markets measure what people with money (AKA the ruling class) think is going to happen. Given their higher access to information and people to more or less objectively process that information, that means you'd expect a decent correlation between prediction market predictions and reality.

  • Trump says Greenland will be under US control by the time he leaves office

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  • I don't care if 100% of Americans support it or have resigned to it happening,

    I mean you should, because if a critical mass of Americans supports it it's gonna happen. Welcome to the business end of American imperialism.

  • Adult life in 2026, so beautiful

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  • A bidet, you should buy a bidet.

  • Anon accepts a prestigious job

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  • So you mean we can train monkeys to work if they work from home?

  • Anon accepts a prestigious job

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  • I mean no, first they'd need to learn a century's worth of rocket science and centuries' worth of prerequisites.

  • Al Companies Are Buying and Destroying Millions of Physical Books to Train Their Models

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  • Intellectual property is bullshit exhibit 1004:

  • These three places all have about the same population size

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  • Because Tokyo keeps getting immigrants from the countryside to cancel out its disastrously low birthrates.

  • What's wrong with America?

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  • I mean most of the world has no idea what a school shooting is. They're an almost uniquely American phenomenon.

  • It's dialectical

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  • There's a lot to criticize China for, but I don't think they can be said to be "gutting the global south as enthusiastically as possible" even as hyperbole. The main accusation against China in this regard—so-called "debt-trap diplomacy"—is AFAIK strictly hypothetical.

  • US has made 'more than $13bn' from Venezuelan oil - but no one knows where it's gone

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  • Every aspiring dictator needs an independent source of funds.

  • Italy calls for closing Schengen to Spain over Ceuta migrant crisis

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  • When it's fucking armed and organized into an army what the hell even is this question?

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Ah, yes, International-except-for-me Humanitarian Law

  • Memes of Production @quokk.au
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Ah, yes, International-except-for-me Humanitarian Law

  • Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Ah, yes, International-except-for-me Humanitarian Law

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    And hot take of the year goes to...

  • NonCredibleDefense @piefed.social
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Such a versatile word

  • NonCredibleDefense @piefed.social
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Isn't language beautiful?

  • Memes of Production @quokk.au
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    "This deal doesn't help my murderous global empire enough which makes it evil and bad"

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    "This deal doesn't help my murderous global empire enough which makes it evil and bad"

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    "This deal doesn't help my murderous global empire enough which makes it evil and bad"

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    TFW you lose a war but they don't just let you pack up and leave

  • memes @lemmy.world
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Accidentally halal

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    Israeli group sues Canadian human rights museum over 'Nakba' exhibit

    nationalpost.com /news/canada/legal-action-looms-over-nakba-portrayal-at-cmhr-in-winnipeg
  • Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    No regrets (okay maybe some regrets)

  • Memes of Production @quokk.au
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    No regrets (okay maybe some regrets)

  • Ye Power Trippin' Bastards @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Got banned from Lemmy.ca for "Fascism and genocide apologia and propaganda."

  • Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    You can't make this shit up

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    You can't make this shit up

  • Memes of Production @quokk.au
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    You can't make this shit up

  • History Memes @piefed.social
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    You can't make this shit up

  • History Memes @piefed.social
    NoneOfUrBusiness @fedia.io

    RIP Zapata