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GraniteM

@ GraniteM @lemmy.world

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  • "Man with Cup" sculpture by Sean Henry at Salisbury Cathedral, England (built 1220)

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  • This guy...

    ...is dressed in ~1220 business attire.

  • Anybody else see it?

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  • Odd.

    Better?

  • What's up with Henson Workshop projects and tall, purple, self-possessed, hippie ladies?

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  • Oh, fuck, now I've got three nickels!

  • Farscape @lemmy.world
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    Anybody else see it?

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    What's up with Henson Workshop projects and tall, purple, self-possessed, hippie ladies?

  • Skill Issue 😓

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  • "Will no one rid me of this turbulent line cook?!"

  • Disgusted

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  • "Your wish is granted! Minimum wage is now a disgusting, unlivable, inhumane $7.25 per hour!"

  • Freaks!

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  • Hmmm

  • Advanced media literacy

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  • I was in a used book store and they had a copy of Mein Kampf that had been printed in Nazi Germany, wrapped in a plastic protective bag with a tag that read "Do Not Open - Ask For Help."

    It was probably to keep people from getting their greasy fingerprints on an old book, but I like to think the admonishment had a double meaning.

  • YouTube: "Either way, we get paid."

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  • Every day brings us closer to AD BS.

  • A new PlayStation controller patent showcases a controller with no physical buttons

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  • I can conceive of a controller with a surface like those pin art toys

    with a membrane stretched over it so that you could reprogram the location and shape of the buttons at will and still have a tactile experience...

    ...but it would be needlessly complicated, expensive, almost certainly less functional than actual buttons, and more prone to failure. So, not really a meaningful or desirable improvement.

  • If my partner (biological-female) comes out as a trans-man. Wouldn't still being attracted to him make me (biological-male) homosexual?

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  • ≥Bisexual

  • Dark Chocolate - Litterbox Comics

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  • No small part of why I've started ordering coffee ice cream when we go out. I'm the only one in my family that likes it.

  • Ohio rules?

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  • Such an easy fix, too:

    Or, if you prefer:

  • Future Problems [Ryan Rds.]

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  • The joke would have worked just fine had it said "Refill Octopus Cartridge" or literally any of a thousand other food options.

  • The tagline of Ebenezer (2026) implies that Scrooge took his wife's surname when they married. This is the most interesting thing I can think to say about it.

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  • The obsession with gathering as many gold coins as possible makes more sense in the Ebenezer Bros. scenario.

  • Closest I've ever come to ingesting an industrial solvent

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  • My wife also swears by it, but I'm curious if objective testing might reveal if it's actually relieving pain, or if the act of drinking this stuff is temporarily raising one's pain tolerance to the degree that the UTI pain doesn't seem so bad.

  • Water

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  • Reinventing HydroHomies from first principles.

  • NSFW

    Pinkeye

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  • I've read a lot of Oglaf and this is easily in the top ten most upsetting.

  • Maximize cuteness [War & Peas]

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  • That may have been near the back door, so you could give your feet a quick wipe when you came in.

  • Maximize cuteness [War & Peas]

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  • This cat

    LOVED tum rubs. When we got her she would roll over and I was convinced it was a trap. It was not. She loved it.

  • okbuddyrosalyn @lemmy.world
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    The Ruthless Pursuit of Blood with All a Child's Demanding

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    Is My Very Nature That of a Devil

  • okbuddyrosalyn @lemmy.world
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    Putting Interview with the Vampire quotes onto C&H strips

  • hmmm @lemmy.world
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    hmmm

  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca
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    Is this...?

  • Anti Meme @sopuli.xyz
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    It doesn't always have to be sexy centaurs or scorpions or whatever

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Crabbing

  • no context @lemmy.world
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    PIC

  • LiminalSpace @lemmy.world
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    Endless hallways

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    Oh to be as blissful as a lab with a ball

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I found a physical dad joke from around the 1930s or '40s

  • Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works
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    New Idea for a One-Dish Dinner, Carnation Evaporated Milk, April 6, 1953

  • Dogs @lemmy.world
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    In stere-ereo, in stere-ereo, in stereo

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Happy Eostre!

  • Progressive Politics @lemmy.world
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    Vermont

    House Democrats revive push to tax the rich, despite their leadership's misgivings

    www.vermontpublic.org /local-news/2026-03-27/house-democrats-revive-tax-the-rich-despite-leadership-misgivings
  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    And no paper towels to use on the handle

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    In hindsight it doesn't seem that bad, overall.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
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    What is the optimal handle to chain length for a flail?