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Emerald (she/her)

@ Emerald @lemmy.world

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I transcribe posts over on c/microblogmemes along with whatever else i feel like transcribing

  • Badge of Honor

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  • We have Reese's peanut butter cups at home:

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  • Never seen that brand

  • We have Reese's peanut butter cups at home:

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  • My issue is that no stores near me have natural peanut butter that isn't organic so the stuff with less processing ends up costing more money.

  • We have Reese's peanut butter cups at home:

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  • Sounds beautiful

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  • None about girls getting blowjobs?

  • Audiobooks are the only thing that keep me sane on my commute

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  • This is sort of overblown. In very few situations will you wait in traffic for 3 hours. There are plenty of roads that flow with only minor traffic delays outside of the big cities.

    Still need trains. Fast trains. Choo choo!

  • Audiobooks are the only thing that keep me sane on my commute

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  • thanks for reminding me of this gem

  • Audiobooks are the only thing that keep me sane on my commute

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  • We use bald eagle urine instead

  • Future

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  • I think I'd cum if I stepped into that 2000's future. Place looks hella cool. 1950's future just looks like car dependent AI slop and 1980's future looks really bright and light polluting

  • Newsflash pal

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  • Please I need human kibble to happen for totally normal reasons

  • Shooting your shot with a cannon

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  • She skipped groceries for a week to pay for that Little Caesars.

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  • Should spent pizza money grammar some lessons

  • The Mullvad founder gave millions to extremist far right party

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  • How is it now cool that VeraCrypt exists?

  • The Mullvad founder gave millions to extremist far right party

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  • TrueCrypt got shut down because it was too cool.

    VeraCrypt exists

  • Brought to you by the same people that told you not to believe everything you read on the internet and now only read click bait headlines from Fox or Breitbart

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  • Not when your fingees are all wet trying to touch the screen

  • Youtube Disliked the Dislikes

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  • Everyone is upvoting this comment so I must downvote to prove I'm not part of the herd

  • Keep off the sofa

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  • You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

  • Supermarkets destroy food if it doesn't sell. We can always feed the world. We just don't.

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  • If we could replace that system with something healthier for the planet, and our species, we would stand to benefit.

    So you agree we should replace animal agriculture with plant based agriculture?

  • Supermarkets destroy food if it doesn't sell. We can always feed the world. We just don't.

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  • Based on our growth as a species/taking over ecosystems, if certain animal populations in the wild aren’t culled (have a certain number of their population killed), it will be bad for the local ecosystem.

    This isn't relevant to farmed animals. Farmed animals can't overpopulate because we are the ones controlling their population.

  • Pet Peeves @sh.itjust.works
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    Oncoming traffic only refers to traffic coming at you

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Essay writing services must be in shambles now that you can just use AI to cheat

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
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    Cloudy days are a huge motivator and not dreary or gloomy at all. Sunny days are annoying.

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world
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    Found this concept today: Just one more turn lane and we'll fix traffic forever

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Gringo Dingo

  • LiminalSpace @lemmy.world
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    OC

    Enjoy your day!

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Marijuana is the opposite of Ozempic

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
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    School speed limits shouldn't exist

  • LiminalSpace @lemmy.world
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    Kangdong

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
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    Getting stuck in traffic is great (within reason)

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    How does everyone deal with this dilemma?

  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
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    Pancake syrup made with corn syrup sucks

  • We Disagree @lemmy.world
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    just another check-in with my pencil-olive fans and haters

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's something people use the internet for that can be done just as easily offline?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Do it

  • Data Hoarder @lemmy.world
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    Logging GPS Tracks With a Garmin Automotive GPS

    paulbogard.net /posts/logging-gps-tracks-with-a-garmin-automotive-gps/
  • Brand New Sentence @lemmy.world
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    I might make it a coke-fueled nude beach blow job jet ski shootout though.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is a food that you want to cook but you know you'll never have the motivation to make?

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
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    This letter from "Friends of Zion" my grandmother received today

  • Underground Music Discovery @sh.itjust.works
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    Chipmunk Soul

    Lunar Forest - Soulwaves!

    lunarforest.bandcamp.com /album/soulwaves