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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]

@ Dort_Owl @hexbear.net

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1 yr. ago

It's a living

  • Uh. Yeah. Sure. :)

  • God damn it

  • Looks like a normal dude to me

  • God damn it I was going to post that today

  • 'Realistic' to most people seems to mean a filter that removes color and people being miserable

  • My stinkiness is endearing and copyrighted

  • Only if I call you a stinky meany

  • Well first y-

  • I ate your nightmares it should be fine now. Why did they taste like pickles though?

  • I promise to stop making Deltarune references now

    I lied I'm going to keep doing it and no one can stop me

  • Thank you for explaining the reference better than my sleepy ass could at this hour

  • This is a PG show, we can't do that!

  • Games @hexbear.net

    I'm sorry once again I kept a lady in waiting

  • Oh shit he's Berding it

  • I'm looking at the kittens! Very good cats! 10/10. Would make a butterfly on a string toys for them.

  • Oh yeah? So why do I love purple but hate blue?

    Oh no my favourite colours are red and purple, those are royal colours. I'M A SECRET MONARCHIST?!

  • Yes I use liberal amounts of dort, it's disgusting really

  • WHY ARE THERE SO MANY

  • They tell bad puns

  • Cute @hexbear.net

    Owls watching a bug

  • Cute @hexbear.net

    Look at this nerd with a nerd neck

  • memes @hexbear.net

    And now they're beginning to scoff at the stories too

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    What is the most southern sounding name?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    A dooba bop skibidi doo wop a wow

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net

    I SMELL A LIBERAL

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Hot single owls in your area

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Oh BABY!

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    If gayming is so bad, why isn't it called straightming?

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Oh, we're smooching? Allow me to suddenly throw large amounts of furniture at you and jump out of the window to escape

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Uhhh

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Are there any good point and click adventure games that are modern?

  • chat @hexbear.net

    I figured out why I hate most horror tropes: Harmful messages and stereotypes about mental illness, disability and trauma

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Anyone who replies to this post does that annoying thing where they slowly reverse into a car park even though there is a line of cars waiting to get past them. Also they're very racist.

  • Cute @hexbear.net

    I did it. I finally found the best weevil

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Me whenever anyone jokes about beans

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    So every time a Toby Fox character wins a Tumblr Sexyman contest a political figure really does die, huh?

  • news @hexbear.net

    Israel pilots their drones with old Logitech controllers

    irbak-action.com /company/86b7c89c-55c3-44d1-af87-20ca94160b08
  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    What on screen keyboard do you use for your phone and/or tablet?