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  • Even after she went to bat for him and tried to shield him from hate online when she thought it was an innocent mistake, he still went ahead and said that. Yeah, real "piece of shit" move on her part, and a totally cool and normal move on his 😒

  • Evil cunt deserved a lot more than a 95,000 fine. But at least it's something...

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL that conflict between farmers and elephants in India brings an increased mortality rate for the farmers; their alcohol intake increases, which in turn increases the lethality of animal encounters

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Human%E2%80%93wildlife_conflict
  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It must be damn near impossible to come up with interesting bedtime stories for your kids if you live in a fictional fantasy world in which magic, elves and imps are real

  • In this case, "sucking dick" is a euphemism for "having your ass handed to you constantly and easily". Kinda like how "I fucked the dog" means "I messed that up badly" and not "I literally fucked a dog".

  • I'm not on the list, but I happened to scroll randomly onto this fella when checking:

    Line 1208: fartographer

    😆

  • It's the only scent that can balance out the stankbreath caused by a steady diet of garden pests and cigarettes.

  • A shibboleth, whereby whoever uses the term unironically is saving you hours of interpersonal inquiry, with the term acting as an archive that instantly uncompresses like a zip bomb, filling in every blank you have about the person on every conceivable topic. Their stance on climate change, LGBTQA+ people, the Civil Rights Act, the JFK assassination, women in STEM, vaccines, science, intellectuals and experts, DEI, the history of slavery and colonialism, Israel/Palestine, the green M&M, brown people playing cartoon characters in live action remakes, you name it and you'll have a file in your now-bloated mental hard drive that pertains to it. It's saved normal people decades of pointless droning conversation and lets us get right back to whatever we were doing when the imbecilic cunt deigned to interrupt us with his drooling conspiracism.

  • The pally way they've been replying to obvious nazi accounts is so disturbing.

  • I think the environmental knock-on effect of wiping out all gorillas might cause more than one human to die in the future, directly or indirectly.

    Also, gorilla dicks are small and they cum pretty much instantly, so you could easily get through all gorillas on Earth in an afternoon. Matt Walsh might get it done in 20 minutes, what with his extensive experience of sucking huge amounts of dick on Twitter.

  • Unless Elon Musk has committed seppuku, I don't know what the hell that statement even means.

  • The internet is changing again, so we’re here as an independent voice for our users and the open internet.

    Just what the fuck does this even mean? X is worse than when they left the first time 🤔

  • To be fair, I bet he absolutely nailed that job. It's like Hannibal Lector being in charge of catering.

  • Great wee game, def worth checking out if you're into that sorta thing.

  • Why is a mixed race immigrant to at least 3 different countries trotting out racist gibberish about black people like he's a white nationalist on the Steam forums?

  • Yet it's apparently fine for Farage to cosplay as Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars? 😒

  • Can someone fill me in on what the charges were actually for? I can't find any specific info, even on Wikipedia. Just says they were charged with negligent homicide, but I don't understand what it is that they did (or didn't do). The main dude was already in jail since 2013 for a similar disaster, so I don't see how he could be held responsible for maintenance of the bridge in 2018 🤷‍

    Italy also prosecuted scientists for not predicting and warning about an earthquake, and then there's the Amanda Knox case, so I'm automatically sceptical of anything the Italian courts do or say.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    If a famous person or character's likeness is copyrighted and you need to license it to use it, could you find a real-life lookalike and say you modelled your character off of that person instead?

  • Witcher 3 hard copies required activation to your GOG account before they could work. Hitman (2016) was 70% locked behind the worst DRM in human history, but they sold it on their store until they were pressured by customers not to.

    And Devotion still ain't 'preserved' because the CCCP hivemind told them not to have it on their site, and they obeyed instantly.

    GOG can suck all the dicks with that self-righteous bullshit.

  • | and they’re also easier on the eyes

    This is my main reason for preferring to read on e-readers. A book is a long-ass journey, and to be staring at a regular screen for that long can be painful business.

    I also like that there's at least the suggestion of old-school physical connection to the book. It's a device that does just one thing (and is very good at it as a result), and you find yourself treating it the way you used to treat a paper book. I guess it's the same sort of "positive friction" you get when you listen to vinyl or something like that. Makes the experience a bit nicer. Like, yeah, you could open notepad on a smartphone and read the complete works of Shakespeare for free in Courier New font, having to scroll every 2 paragraphs, but who the fuck wants to do that?

    The basic form factor of the book has been perfected over centuries, and e-readers emulate it to a fair degree.

    I think most e-readers are waterproof, too 🤔 One would hope so, at least! Reading in the tub or on a beach is one of the benefits of its portability.

  • Photos mean precisely fuck-all in today's world, unfortunately.

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about the existence of the "Cannibal Snail", a species of snail described as a "fast and voracious predator" which eats other snails whole or sucks them out of their shells

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Euglandina_rosea
  • Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    It's a shame that terms like "unalived" are needed to circumvent censorship, but they're not the harbingers of the linguistic apocalypse people seem to think they are

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL about Peruvian serial killer Ángel Díaz Balbín, who was murdered by a psychologist during his interrogation in 1986

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/%C3%81ngel_D%C3%ADaz_Balb%C3%ADn
  • Music Production @sh.itjust.works

    Probably a stupid question, but does there exist a plugin or tool that can remove (or diminish) wah pedal effects from an isolated guitar track?

  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL of the concept of the "glass cliff", whereby women or ethnic minorities are often handed the reins of power only as the organisation or government in question is at its most vulnerable to failure

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Glass_cliff
  • Metal @lemmy.world

    In case you missed it, Warning have released a new album, "Rituals of Shame", the first new release in 20 years since the excellent "Watching From a Distance"

    warningdoom.bandcamp.com /album/rituals-of-shame
  • Movies @lemmy.world

    I was watching 48 Hrs. (1982) today, and it struck me that Nick Nolte is just an elongated version of Chris Farley

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    How did we get "bike" from "bicycle"?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    All cocks are pee cocks, but not all peacocks are cocks

  • Creepy Wikipedia @lemmy.world

    Murders of Lesley Howell and Trevor Buchanan - Two spouses of adulterers were murdered by them, and the scene successfully staged to look like a suicide pact

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Murders_of_Lesley_Howell_and_Trevor_Buchanan
  • Today I Learned @lemmy.world

    TIL that the belly button/naval is a 'scar'

    en.wikipedia.org /wiki/Navel
  • AskHistorians @lemmy.world

    Comedian Al Murray has written numerous books about WWII (usually with a co-author). Is there a sense amongst you of how legitimate his work is as a historian?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Given dogs' propensity for sniffing other animals' buttholes and piles of other animals' shit, do their noses and sinuses have specialised bacteria/antibodies that protect them infection?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's the funniest post or comment you've seen on Lemmy?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's your preferred free antivirus solution on Windows?

  • Firefox @lemmy.world

    How to enable your add-ons on Mozilla sites (and other restricted websites)