Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
Rules:
Would you rather be an idiot on a team of intelligent people or the intelligent person on a team of idiots?
WYR: Be hunted by 1 Michael Jackson in a mall for $5M, or 10 MJs in a village for $50M?
WYR have every piece of non-photographic art in the world be turned into Corporate Memphis or the ChatGPT slop style?
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WYR - have perfect health/fitness and no modern conveyance or free modern conveyance but can't be fit.
WYR be able to read and speak every language fluently but never be able to leave your home, or be able to travel for free to any place on Earth but be unable to read or write?
WYR have an infamous serial killer have the same name or face as you?
Would you rather glow in the dark, or slowly get bigger when in water, and then shrink back to normal when dry?
WYR Ejaculate one sperm that's the size of a tadpole, or spooge regular size sperm but they can all talk
Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate
WYR: get $1 for every time you’ve sneezed in your life or $3 for every future sneeze?
WYR be magically trans for a week but you get teleported to saudi arabia/dagestan russia or be a revolutionary serf who rebelled against your lord in medeval england?
WYR: Have sex with a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid (Fish head with human body) (Your Preferred gender, top/bottom is the same gender)
Would you rather have one million dollars or one million cast iron pans?
WYR have to pee out your ears, or fart through your nose?
WYR get paid to sleep or paid for steps?
Wyr: If your toilet was sentient would you rather it crave your bodily waste or hate you for it?
WYR $1 million now or every day your chances of winning $1 billion increase by 0.005%?
WYR be able to freeze time for 5 minutes every 1 year, or for 1 year every five minutes?
WYR be sent back to be half your current age with the knowledge you have now, or immediately receive 1 million dollars?
