Wait, did I write that ship sinking in my Rats of NIMH fanfiction?
(Sounds of fingers tapping against an iPhone 10.)
No. Not yet. Not marked in my author notes for US naval assets as being sunk.
Fricken wild seeing these ships being decommissioned IRL when I wrote about some of them only a few years ago! The USS Antietam being sunk was a critical component to the Second World Anti-Fascist War breaking out. Now it's going bye-byes IRL.
Schema violations. They're weird!
Also: HOLY SHIT THE US NAVY HAD A LOT OF SHIPS IN 2017! No wonder I didn't finish "unrolling" that table in the iOS notes app!
Anyway, wtf where they doing here IRL? Towing the ship around with tugs!?
I eventually bought the "disable ads" in-app purchase after all these years a few months ago.
Well the developer is I believe Russian or something, so just yesterday I realized all that money simply went straight to Apple because of those sanctions. Fucking brilliant....
It was only ~$2-$3 USD, but that fact the mystery Russian indie dev got fuck all really pisses me off.
Now it's a crack induced fever dream of partially AI generated trash.
....Okay to be fair pseudo flying because the slop machine made it so you could infinitely jump was pretty funny.
We could've had genuinely nice games on mobile phones, but capitalism murdered that possibility in broad daylight back in the early 2010s.