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segfault11 [she/her, any]

@ segfault11 @hexbear.net

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“sup fuckers im evil pomni”

  • guy who thinks bulls on parade is about the early 90s chicago bulls

  • yeah i read theory

  • i would simply play 4'33'' on infinite loop

  • why are so many people with graham in their name some type of freak

  • 🚫 CLAIM: Iran destroyed US F-35s.

    ✅ FACT: F-35s just Do That, like what happened with Charlie's neck.

  • Locked

    Machu Picchu - (Happy 6th year Birthday for Hexbear.net) Novo General Megathread for the 24th-31st of July 2026

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  • people like to complain about mcdonalds, and other fast food places being soulless and gray and making you order on a tablet now but tbh they wouldn't give a shit if these places were still cheap

  • this is also true for some people who have never used debian proper

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  • brace windu, is that anything

  • yeah but then it's not a spoonerism anymore

  • fake news, it's actually a remake of a remaster of a sequel

  • crowmas

  • why is this in badposting

  • how is this not an onion headline

  • what if it was the gale maize and it was a sports team from oklahoma that uses both tornadoes and corn in their imagery

  • Scat_Owl

  • jethro struggins

  • data centers

    daddy centers

  • it's weird seeing this because back in the 10s the consensus was that halo faded away because they kept reheating the same shit over and over. even as early as halo 4 you could see it, it just the same as halo reach but with a few "new" guns, reach itself being the same as halo 3 but with special abilities ("equipment"). i played a bit of infinite multiplayer way back when it came out and tbh it just felt like reach but like 10% faster.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

  • music @hexbear.net

    Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll (A-Trak Remix)

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    what if instead of darden restaurants we had durden restaurants, where the food you order ends up ordering you

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    Lisa Frankenstein (2024) is trans culture, i won't explain, go watch it

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    furries literally have better planning skills than the US government

  • music @hexbear.net

    Car Underwater - 7 Seconds, 0 Decibels

  • videos @hexbear.net

    How They Stole Jesus From The Poor

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    incredible things are happening in peru

  • music @hexbear.net

    Wendy Carlos - Switched-on Bach

  • videos @hexbear.net

    extremely cool shell trick I did not know about

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    yeah i listen to country

  • videos @hexbear.net

    ts_babyjane - My Date With Chudthebuilder

  • music @hexbear.net

    Airiel - Bloom (Live)

  • videos @hexbear.net

    liz truss must go!

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    "high school never ends" but it's a millennial singing about how the US econony never really recovered from 2008

  • music @hexbear.net

    Stevie Wonder - Isn't She Lovely

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    i know how the US can stop Israel from attacking Lebanon

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    “We didn’t meet out of desperation, Iran did. They are FINISHED! We’ll play out the 60 days. They get no money, not ten cents!”

  • music @hexbear.net

    Carl Wheezer - One Last Breath (Creed Cover)

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    what if there was tony hawking and he did a 900 on a wheelchair