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doomslang

@ doomslang @lemmy.zip

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  • midas touch is a greek myth warning people about greed, yet we use it to describe someone who succeeds at what they do.

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  • I'm aware of the myth but still I have honestly never once heard it used another way.

  • If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time.

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  • This person gets it.

  • If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time.

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  • If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time.

  • If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time.

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  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    If you finish your work early today you can have one hour of orb time.

  • Music @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    wilma and fern - cloud town fantasy (demo)

  • I swear to god I haven't seen a raisin in like 15 years.

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  • I find this response good and funny.

    Also not to make it weird but I haven't been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn't even thought about that part. 😅

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    I swear to god I haven't seen a raisin in like 15 years.

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    What year did white people start twerking in earnest?

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  • "nostupidquestions" and I asked a question and got downvoted hard. Guess this place I have been interested in is not that different than reddit.

  • i used to scrupulously edit my spelling and grammar mistakes online, but now i keep them because they prove I'm human.

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  • Absolutely not.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    All of the most celebrated literary works for like a thousand years are talked about like...

  • In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard.

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  • I figured people might bring up specific songs in the comments. I don't necessarily expect anyone to have the same experience with particular songs, but I personally don't think I can ever again listen to "Flirted With You All My Life" by Vic Chesnutt without serious consequences.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    In the same way that the glass harmonica was purported to inflict melancholia there definitely are songs that can be so depressing to the right person that they are a cognitohazard.

  • If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time.

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  • You just gotta feel it.

  • If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time.

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  • You don't have to tell me, buddy!

  • If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time.

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  • I was assuming it wasn't a setup.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    If you showed me a lineup of 10 guys and asked me which one ran a worm farm I feel like I would get it right 100% of the time.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    In my experience men who hate women are are the things they say they hate about women.

  • Inside you there are two wolves. One is how much cops suck. The other is how funny it is to watch sovereign citizens get arrested.

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  • Because the cops are arresting them. That's the connection.

  • Inside you there are two wolves. One is how much cops suck. The other is how funny it is to watch sovereign citizens get arrested.

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  • I mean...it's definitely not a pun, and literally everything that isn't a question is a statement...I guess it's silly? Also I just feel like I am avoidant of any "make this more like reddit" ideas, because I've never really liked reddit, and Lemmy has always felt enjoyable.

  • Inside you there are two wolves. One is how much cops suck. The other is how funny it is to watch sovereign citizens get arrested.

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  • Twist. The wolves are both inside me, and I am inside you.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    Inside you there are two wolves. One is how much cops suck. The other is how funny it is to watch sovereign citizens get arrested.

  • I prefer wet humor

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  • Because shower thoughts? 😩

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    I prefer wet humor

  • US strikes water desalination plant in Iran

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  • Sparkling terrorism

  • Bill Gates Admits ‘Affairs’ With Russian Women as He Apologizes to Foundation Staff Over Epstein Ties: Report

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  • He's trying to satisfy people by admitting to a smaller thing rather than the worse things he did. Classic PR.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin.

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    doomslang @lemmy.zip

    Nothing good ever happens in a ravine.