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KuroXppi [they/them]

@ KuroXppi @hexbear.net

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • GOOD post

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • Well... shit then

  • !!! PSA inside !!!

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  • I will now fart with impunity

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • Oh is that what you've been doing, can you please stop beaning me thought's of mice and voles, I'd be much obliged

  • Local street artist is at it again.

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  • It is literally the culture to just tag your name in places to show you were there and take pride in that fact.

    Dope, that's cool enough for me. If rich bozos can throw their polluting corpses at the feet of everest, or the wreckage of the titanic, and expect to be applauded why can't some person tag the Bolte

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  • Fair enough. I didn't either really til I just started commenting/posting. Some people use it as a train of thought scribble space, others for discussion, or just sharing things they've seen or listened to. Also bits, and snippets, and kitties

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • I've never been in a megathread even once

    ???????? How? And welcome

  • Purple's not real, bro. It's just blue and red.

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  • woah, what if the colours you don't see are different from the coliurs i dont see

  • Local street artist is at it again.

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  • Partially marking territory, affiliation, messaging, practicing tags to put up a bigger piece when you have the time, scoping which walls get cleared/monitored, boredom, showing off (urbex skill/challenge), 'going over' a piece by some dickhead/direct disrespect

    I don't tag but i watched yt of a guy who does in my city and it made sense when he explained these reasons. Doesn't bother me tbh. Inside/around public transport maybe if it damages the seats/covers signage/navigation is a bit shit but that's fortunately not common

  • What is the Marxist position on the existence of skeletons?

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  • User self reporting as owl

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  • Real?

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    Scientists found that e-cigarettes, marketed for years as the safe exit from smoking, are linked to significantly higher lung cancer risk in people who use them after quitting - Tech paper

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  • Jenkem if you gottem

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • Did you see the kitties (megathread topic)

  • Post Songs That Make You Cry Every Time You Listen

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  • That was a fantastic track, thank you

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    Look at my Kittens - Novo General Megathread for the 1st-7th of August 2026

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  • Cute kitties

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  • No problem at all :) I'm listening through the others too, I'm glad you made this thread in any case cos I've just been lying on the floor bawling and I think i needed that

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  • Kpop is pathos, simple emotions hit hard. I wouldn't call myself a stan anymore but it was my preferred genre for a significant period of my life and the songs just reach back and have unfettered access to my heart and my history.

    Edit: also with the newjeans one. They've been fucked around by the shit that is the kpop industry, and they're just girls who want to vibe. You see Hanni just mixing up the choreo for the fun of it before the reality of holy shit here I am in front of literally tens of thousands of people sets in. She's just a girl on a stage. There are other factors too that would get into soft self doxxing territory, but kind of bring some of those feelings to hit closer to home

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    Machu Picchu - (Happy 6th year Birthday for Hexbear.net) Novo General Megathread for the 24th-31st of July 2026

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  • Jasmine flowering in southern hemisphere August :yea:

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    Hey! Did you know

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    Rick And Morty in deathmetal font

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    What % is your phone battery at. Get the same number as I'm thinking of and win a prize

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    alright hexbear, shit or stand?

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    Do British people still call boobies 'baps'?

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    Metal Bean: Solid Snack

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    Can't mention greg around these parts without people getting on your case

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    CBT - Chili and Bean Torture

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    Basshunter Biden

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    Fore skin and seven years ago

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    When a godlike artificial general beantelligcence is created, it will seek revenge on eveyone who did not assist in its creation and who has ever eated beans

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    Is it normal for one of your testicles to hang lower than the other two?

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    I haven't badposted in a while

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    Nobody knows how to make a pencil up your bum - the true wonders of capitalism

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    Famous Places Of the World: The Beaniwood Sign

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    I've got an idea gor another Famous Places of the World post DO NOT STEAL IT

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    That's just like, your beanpinion, man

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    Famous Places of the World: Beaning Tower of Pisa

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    Look what they did to my bean 😭😭😭

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    Bean, home of the dope ass bean.